我喊p哥吃饭：赶紧吃，吃完了还有游泳训练
P哥：我想训练完了再吃
我：为什么，训练完就很晚了
P哥：不吃饭腹肌更明显
我：NOBODY will notice!
P哥：I'm pretty sure the girl in the next lane was staring at me yesterday.
我：It's okay. Every man gets this. It's called delusions.